Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@metapianycist@queer.party @Siph@rage.love @codl @avie@awoo.space damn yanks, can't even make a cup of tea properly
you're meant to heat the water first!
@InspectorCaracal the sky over the port was the colour of television, doing the spinny circle thing
@Siph@rage.love I've heard parisians are to the rest of france as france is to the rest of the world
(Steinhart are mostly known for selling... "homages" to various Rolex models)
I suppose if you can't beat them, join them
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/26/business/kazakhstan-embraces-borat.html
mavi's webgbcam is really coming along nicely, and can now be used offline on your phone!
@TheGibson I think they're called munguses
as a singular one would be a mungus
re: caps, read like powerthirst
@codl I think that's pretty much all of these things in a nutshell
caps, read like powerthirst
@codl oh! oh! and these belt buckles that are also "self defence" knives!
because I know if I ever need to defend myself in an emergency the first thing to do is take off my pants
caps, read like powerthirst
@codl the modular shovel that doesn't work great as a shovel but also includes a dozen other things that don't work great is another classic
@kirby oh yeah, I remember hearing a story about some uni professor somewhere using some C4 as an ashtray
@envgen "oh wow I totally agree with that toot!"
"oh wait, that was me"
trump's :birdsite: password
@rysiek I mean, ours (the UK) were bike locks for quite a while so I can't really talk
@PsyChuan also possible
(note for the blokes in the doughnut; that was a joke)
some plastic explosives closely resemble marzipan in smell and texture
which is how I managed to destroy an oven making stollen
Japanese-style hanko as an alternative for signing documents, but they also have openpgp card functionality so you can sign digital documents with them as well
@softgoat plain water? so long as it didn't let any magic smoke out it'll probably be fine after it's dried out
Pet peeve: Worldtimer watches with a map of the world on them that somehow forget that the southern hemisphere exists
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
