Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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What the everloving fuck?

https://fondoodler.com/

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Why must they make devices to fuck up perfectly good cheese?

Watched The Death of Stalin earlier, it's a good film

Jason Isaacs kinda stole the show for me even though he was only in the second half but everyone was good in it

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social octopodes inherit the earth, but are really lazy and just use human designs for everything

octodad-esque shenanigans ensue

@Elizafox Anarchism: Great if people could just stop being cunts for like, five minutes

@plsburydoughboy Iron Man?

@cypnk I was thinking more working-class british but aussie works too

@cypnk That wasn't an attack!

They were just going "Oi, mate, gi'us some room, we're trying to 'ave our lunch 'ere"

@Elizafox @er1n Hey, she might have toned it down recently, I don't know

@Elizafox @er1n Nor do I, I just come across her tweets of relentless positivity occasionally

@er1n @Elizafox Or is xychelsea turning into elly?

@ajroach42 After a look around there seems to be this http://www.blink.sh/

Don't know how good it is though

@ajroach42 Ah yeah, no idea if there's an equivalent for iOS

The other option I'd go to is bash scripts in termux which also isn't available on iOS

@squirrel @KitRedgrave@glitch.social I vaguely recall that replicators couldn't produce anything above a certain level of molecular complexity

Including dilithium and gold-pressed latinum I guess

@ajroach42 http://tasker.dinglisch.net/

It's an automation thing for android but it also lets you build menus and other user interfaces

@ajroach42 You could probably come up with something with tasker

@007@mastodon.cloud We take that shit seriously

@squirrel Well, I think that's what @SarcasmKid wants for christmas