Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel also that but popin'est squirrel in the world just sounds weird

@squirrel You rock

You are in fact the rockin'est squirrel in the world

@knightly@awoo.space @a_breakin_glass Well yeah, but those figures for anything else are listed as maximum power output, not sustained

Turns out your average horse can actually output 14.9 horsepower

I feel lied to

@Elizafox If you add a voting feature or something it has to be in the emojo dojo release

@TrollDecker I honestly have no idea why they always lock those to auto-level

They're never that good at it and it's easy enough to fly most quadcopters in acro mode

@Elizafox Is there a way for it to be moderated?

'cause all emojos are dicks now

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @Elizafox "Yeah, that's great, but I'm an uber driver, you want the route through main street or not?"

@Elizafox I'd like to think that someone who didn't like him put him on there as a final "fuck you" because Jackson hated paper money and central banks

@SarcasmKid OH MY GOD YOU'RE SECRETLY A TREE

@gcupc@glitch.social It is a pretty bitchin' moustache

If anyone actually gets funding for this I want a cut

Is there a correlation, positive or negative, between people being furries and shaving their appendages?

Or; Are furries furry?

@dragonluvr89 2038 is a real thing

The time and date in unix systems is stored as seconds since the 1st of January 1970

Unix generally holds that number in a 32-bit signed integer which can only hold a limited size of number

At 03:14:07 UTC on the 19th of January 2038 that value will be larger than what the current setup can hold and will wrap around back to the 13th of December 1901

It should all be fixed by the time it becomes a problem, but it's a bit of a scary concept

@squirrel Think I'll still have it after it's been fermented and distilled thanks

@dragonluvr89 Well, it happened, but everything got fixed beforehand

Slightly more scary is the 2038 problem, considering all the internet of bullshit things about that don't get updates that could be an issue

@squirrel Huh, that's... interesting

@squirrel @sydneyfalk I'm not familiar with corn juice

I know you can make booze out of corn but that's the only method I knew of to drink it

@squirrel @sydneyfalk ...corn juice?