Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@masklayer If they offer frappucinos or whatever the fuck it's not a "coffee" place, it's a milkshake joint

@inmysocks Here's the link to it https://web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

@inmysocks MIT did a study on tinfoil hats (well, a bunch of bored MIT students did the study)

Turns out tinfoil hats actually amplify radio frequencies assigned to satellite communication and the US government

@HTHR@cybre.space *quietly totals up the numbers* ... ah

@deformedcircus Heh, you would not be the first to try that

IIRC cybre.space might have the largest selection available, each instance has their own special ones though

@deformedcircus That one's a custom emoji, each instance has their own set

Users on all instances can see the custom emoji when it's used, but can only use it themselves if the instance has it added

@dgold Oh yeah, I'm not saying that people shouldn't attribute my toots, just making sure that people know that I have no expectation for them to do so

Huh, one of my toots is going around at the moment and people are actually adding an attribution at the bottom

That's really nice, completely unnecessary but really nice

For future reference I consider any toots I make to be public domain so there's no need for anyone to add attribution but that's lovely

@dragonluvr89 Major shareholders of health insurance companies

@noelle ...Nope, no they weren't, I refuse to believe people are that young LALALALA NOT LISTENING

@Elizafox "American", but I'm bad with locating American accents

Welcome, new people, to MASTODON!

Here's your complimentary fursuit, copy of the Communist Manifesto, pineapple, bag of oats, pair of jorts, and the rest of the memes that have popped up and I've forgotten about

Around here emoji are emojos, tweets are toots (unless they're called something else), retweets are boosts (likewise), and twitter is birdsite

Please feel free to visit the petting zoo, we have robosquirbuns, catfoxes, dragons, kobolds, sharks, and all manner of other creatures to pet

@kibi "The standard argument is that using "B" ... [is] a lazy substitute for a real joke"

...Isn't that what memes ARE?

@Elizafox Okay might exist, but Bielefeld definitely doesn't

@chr@cybre.space what do you mean "what if"?

You're right there

Due to being an octopus, I can offer 8 at a time!

@squirrel I think they're fine