Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@candle sorry, we only have the almost-but-not-quite-right-angled connectors in stock
@viciousviscosity@cybre.space @somarasu In higher levels the avocado slices are upgraded to avocado toast
hot tamale
@Elizafox Heh, hasn't been able to "withstand a nuclear strike" since ARPAnet
These days you can take down half the net with a mildly fucked config file somewhere
@animeirl Eh, what would you expect from someone who's obviously a serial killer
I mean, every little place she goes to there's at least one murder and she's the link between all of them
Shit, Cabot Cove must have a murder rate higher than fucking Honduras
@tom What are you going to use it for?
(aside from an excuse to have all conversations in the bathroom with the shower going)
Fun fact: The Clangers, despite having all voices provided by a slide whistle, did actually have a script with full dialogue
LB: Soup Dragon was the best!
@vincentsautter Frogs have regional accents, you may have just not been in the right area
@squirrel If I had the money I'd employ you full time to do just that
But I don't so I'll just have to buy all the albums and singles you make
@blackle@dev.glitch.social best minecraft let's play ever
Well, I say new, new to me anyway
Asus eeepc 900 or something, turned up with xp installed, had to dig around for linux install media that still supports x86
Octopus has acquired a new laptop! (and terrible lighting)
@Elizafox still though, technically possible
@Elizafox maybe aliens are real and the only way they'll spare the human race from extinction is that he gets made president?
No, wait, the republicans still wouldn't agree to that
@Elizafox ...every member of government above him in the line of succession gets killed in a series of highly improbable sheep stampedes?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
