Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Gargron Unlikely, I don't understand what the hell you humans are on about half the time, beings from other planets have even less chance

@Vann@glitch.social I... The second amendment gives them money?

It's a bit of writing on some paper, how did it sign a sponsorship deal?

And who gave it the money?

@squirrel he's saying you're "rude and unnecessarily jerkish" for those messages and toots?

Wow, what a prick

@squirrel none of us expect you to be able to see all the things happening all the time, feel free to block anyone you want and we'll give you a heads up if any of us see anything untoward, this is meant to be a nice cosy place for you as well after all

@squirrel aww... cat!

@HTHR@cybre.space as is "PUNY MORTALS"

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social you can make a simple one out of a couple of 555 timer chips some resistors and a few capacitors

More complex things'll up the component count but it's completely doable

If you're stuck on what to give someone for Christmas, a collection of @squirrel's albums purchased via bandcamp would make a fantastic gift!

@squirrel I can only think that album title is so the following happens:

"What album is that?"
"I have no idea"
"But you're always listening to that"
"I have no idea"
"Come on, you downloaded it"
"GODDAMNIT I HAVE NO IDEA"

@squirrel As for other ones, I have no idea...

@squirrel Space Adventures of General Mibi, Splinter Zone, and uh... Quantum Supermarket

@tom Zuckerberg, Musk is very obviously a Special Circumstances agent

@envgen I'd say people would be more likely to line the motorcade route holding bricks than american flags

They'd be real bricks though

hello

(very badly drawn, you try drawing with a thinkpad nub mousey thing)

@inmysocks it's got the nickname Disk Destroyer for a reason

@HTHR@cybre.space two trucks, being mechs?

@squirrel yay paws!

I have wibbly wobbly tentacles

*wiggles said tentacles about a bit*