Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@brokenfingers MARINARA

@Gargron just get some of the dragons milling about to give you some fire

@noelle @squirrel oh not in the slightest, more maple is always welcome

Hey @squirrel, just wondering, are hours longer where you live?

'cause "squirrel-chan's fuck up hour" seems like a consistently inaccurate title 😛

@typhlosion ", seriously, you guys aught to learn your limits"

@squirrel "Hail Shopkeep! I would most like to acquire some Glorg™️, are you able to assist me in this noble quest?"

@Concerned_Catgirl I wonder if the sharif will like it

@turbodragon Mike Flynn (former National Security Adviser) has pled guilty to lying to the FBI, and is now cooperating fully with the Mueller investigation

Considering the wide array of things they could have got him on, it looks like a plea deal for some massively interesting information

@squirrel hey, I think the time was worth it

@squirrel a thrift shop specialising in pumpkins

🎶 On the first day of Christmas Rob Mueller gave to me
🎶 A Mike Flynn guilty plea

Aldi are currently selling jeroboams of prosecco

I kinda want a fuck-off huge bottle of wine but I'd be the only bugger drinking it and as strong as my constitution is I'm not sure it can gracefully handle 3 litres of wine in one sitting

@squirrel YAY SQUIRRELFRIEND

@revenant Is the Wu-tang-heist-with-Bill-Murray clause still in effect?

LB: ONE MILLION USERS

(okay, it's less than that not counting people who have left and alt accounts, but it's still a pretty number)

@fruchtblase@cybre.space yeah, it's called the kama sutra

My condolences to our comrades working retail and/or hospitality

The christmas music has started