Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

LB: HIRE THE SQUIRREL, SHE MAKES GOOD MUSIC THINGS

@squirrel we can indeed

As expected (as I was professionally diagnosed a while back), I'm aspie as fuuuuuuuck

@kibi My dream McDonalds ad is five seconds of a screen saying "McDonalds, we sell food, what the fuck else do you want from us?"

John Lewis are selling foot-tall hollow chocolate squirrels

Unfortunately I'm 100% sure they wouldn't survive Royal Mail

@squirrel I THOUGHT NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING!

@squirrel hello! *waves tentacle in hello-like fashion*

@vantablack YOU HAD TO HIDE AWAY FOR SO LONG
(so long)
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

@brokenfingers 100% actually, it's the death of the author +70 years for UK copyright

The length of copyright expiry is fucking insane

I was thinking "oh hey, I should build a gopher site, I wonder what I should put in the misc. files section"

I thought, hey, episodes of the goon show would be nice

The Goon Show was broadcast between 1952 and 1960

You'd assume that they'd be out of copyright by now

No

They come out of copyright in 2083

ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THREE YEARS after the last episode aired

@masklayer best way to ship them, you get charged by weight and volume

@chosafine@instance.business She's like most pop music

Beige

Nobody really likes beige, but everyone can live with it

@ulfur Gr. Missing port 666

(which is Doom)

@jk most people actually believe the bollocks that "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear" and will buy anything that gives them the least bit of convenience or is trendy

@jk @virus I'm wouldn't say that's a problem with drones as a thing though, that's a problem with what people happen to be using them for at the moment

@jk @virus eh, I'd think of them more as like cameras, can certainly be used for undesirable things, but also really useful for good things