Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Hey @Elizafox, can you start referring to the Interlinked Foundation as just "The Foundation" so I can pretend you're talking about the SCP Foundation?

@paulfree14 on second thought the long answer can be boiled down to "or they might be an idiot"

@paulfree14 short answer, yes

long answer, not necessarily, might just be someone who a) thinks that a global internet is a problem because "bad governments" can potentially sockpuppet on twitter and b) geographic ip blocks work

@paulfree14 Nope, not missing anything, that's exactly what it is

Also you can access it from the IP ranges of various VPS and cloud providers so "hostile foreign governments" could get around the block for five bucks

@squirrel hi bun! I'm octopus

@ajroach42 collabora?

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social yes, but the real ones! That you can cuddle and snuggle and feed them treats

This is what 11% of the ethereum blockchain is being used to power

https://www.cryptokitties.co/

Yes, 11% of network traffic on etherium is being used to breed digital cats

Blockchain is beyond parody at this point

@squirrel any joke making fun of people who choose the easy difficulty in games is really an easy joke to make

Yeah, jokes about people playing on easy mode are easy mode, what ya' gonna do now?

LB: HIRE THE SQUIRREL, SHE MAKES GOOD MUSIC THINGS

@squirrel we can indeed

As expected (as I was professionally diagnosed a while back), I'm aspie as fuuuuuuuck

@kibi My dream McDonalds ad is five seconds of a screen saying "McDonalds, we sell food, what the fuck else do you want from us?"

John Lewis are selling foot-tall hollow chocolate squirrels

Unfortunately I'm 100% sure they wouldn't survive Royal Mail

@squirrel I THOUGHT NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING!

@squirrel hello! *waves tentacle in hello-like fashion*