Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@er1n very Wednesday Adams, I like it

The phrase "so hip they can barely see over their pelvis" should be used more often

@noelle @squirrel @LaserScheme I have no idea what doorcrimes are but they sound cool

Apparently the London Underground is suffering delays and suspended services due to... snow?

IT'S UNDERGROUND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HOW CAN THE MINIMAL AMOUNT OF SNOW BE FUCKING IT UP?!

WE'RE EVIDENTLY REALLY BAD AT THIS WINTER THING

On the news: "OH MY GOD TRAVEL CHAOS THERE'S SNOW AND COLD TEMPERATURES AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE"

This is winter. It happens every year. You'd have thought people would have gotten used to it by now.

Christmas decoration status: done

@jessiscah24 Local: "Apocalypse? What apocalypse?"

Player: "The one with the nukes, y'know the ones that turned all this into a radioactive wasteland"

Local: "It's always looked like this, and what radiation?"

Player: "YOUR KIDS HAVE 6 TOES AND WEBBED FEET, THAT RADIATION"

NPC Companion: "Uh... That bit's inbreeding"

@jessiscah24 In one of the expansions the player ends up in Norfolk

Which is completely indistinguishable from current-day Norfolk

@oceangrunge *installs RGB LEDs and a cool perspex side window*

@Maenad you end up with enough points for both after a not long amount of time

@bea @squirrel ah, I'm sure someone lovely will fix it properly at some point

It's not a big deal or anything, just means I have a bunch of notifications at the top of my phone

@jessiscah24 fried eggs and... marmalade?

I... uh... what?

@bea @squirrel huh, said that before actually testing it, seems still not to be grouping the notifications

No idea what's going on there

@squirrel right, cool

cheers @bea, knower of things

@squirrel ah, I kinda just assumed that on phones mastodon didn't group notifications

Put me down as another one where that doesn't happen

@Concerned_Catgirl compared to the first one, definitely, but it was watchable

@Concerned_Catgirl it was okay

Certainly not the second coming of Jesus or anything, but it was okay

Come on bitcoin, less hodling, more tumbling like the proverbial rock please

@noelle counterpoint: cats are adorable