Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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December is ridiculous because the Western world focuses on a spirit who visits /once/ and brings presents while dedicating no time at all to the spirits who enter your home year round, slithering through cracks to find your sleeping body, pushing breath into your lungs each night so you can breathe the entire next day without running out of air.
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@brokenfingers "The accumulated 💩 of all their 
and 🔫 will foam up about their 
and they will look up and shout 📣 "Save us!"
... and I'll 
and whisper "🙅"
@soft_chomps@glitch.social cool, cheers
Hm, we are going dark today
Also, is it slander or libel if it's written down? I think I might have to know that if Roy Moore's lawyer calls
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uspol, roy moore, incredibly distasteful joke
@noelle @Elizafox @troubleMoney part of me wants to scream NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN but the other part can't stop snickering
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uspol, roy moore, incredibly distasteful joke
@Elizafox @troubleMoney I don't know why Moore is so disappointed; I thought he preferred to come in a little behind
uspol, roy moore, bad joke
Saddened by his loss in the election, Roy Moore went into a bar and ordered a 12 year old scotch
She didn't like it
@witchfynder_finder @RithsAttendant Basically a bunch of tech people realised "Oh, .io domains are available, that looks a bit like input/output"
@witchfynder_finder @RithsAttendant In theory, British Indian Ocean Territory
In practice, vaguely tech related
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@Elizafox *puts Elly in the freezer*
Don't want you melting everywhere
@slipstream well, teletext didn't use ANSI (not over here at least) so I can't call it ANSI art
tired: images on the web
wired: teletext-style pictures drawn with unicode characters
inspired: everyone learning to uudecode base64 into images IN THEIR MINDS
@jk I think I could do without images if it ended up with cool teletext style pictures
Grim Fandango Remastered is free on gog.com at the moment, it's a good game, and free
@Vann@glitch.social aaaaa those are super cute
@Elizafox Ah, that's, yeah, more than you want
All I really know about radiation is that if it comes in a box with radiation hazard stickers on, I probably shouldn't eat it
@Elizafox I'm not entirely familiar with just how much 1 Bq/m^3 is, but 100,000 of them sounds like far more than you want
@chosafine@instance.business just be warned, boats are hella expensive on upkeep
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
