@squirrel @LaserScheme dawww, you two are totes adorbs
I got a fever
@cooler_ranch *fills the cowbell with soup, then sends it*
I got a fever
@cooler_ranch *sends cowbell*
@squirrel hmm... maplesoft
I do believe that's accurate
@somarasu what? no, landscaping gets everything all muddy
You'd need a launderette to launder funds
@somarasu is a hedge fund like a bit of money set aside to buy shrubs?
'cause I'm in
@noelle interesting fact, I'll make a note
Two antennas met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony was only so-so,
@vantablack but pickled! That makes them better
@soft_chomps@glitch.social @masklayer Yeah, but like most other things apple does, they didn't invent it
In this case Microsoft did
@soft_chomps@glitch.social @masklayer It's what Microsoft do with anything they didn't personally develop
Embrace, Extend, Extinguish
They'll start using the standard that everyone agreed on, then they'll add stuff to the standard that only their software can do, then they'll break with the standard entirely
@soft_chomps@glitch.social @masklayer they're on the extend bit at the moment
Wait a while and they'll try the extinguish bit
nsfw, this is what the US government actually believes
@TheGibson @Concerned_Catgirl Funny, that's what got me to read Marx
@squirrel *waves tentacle around in a hello type gesture*
@woozle yep, it's a portmanteau of the Dunning-Kruger effect and Krugerrands
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple