Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@candle ...it isn't?

shit.

@Vann@glitch.social yes, yes it can

@squirrel

@djsundog everything's in line of sight if you have a tower tall enough

@squirrel probably didn't help I was doing bar work at that point

Protip: if massively hungover, don't be behind a bar

@squirrel oh yeah, with me it was no hangovers, no hangovers, no hangovers, OH GOD KILL ME

@squirrel you lucky sod, I only have to look at a drink and I have a hangover the next morning

@squirrel yay!

If you have a hangover I suggest those isotonic sports drinks

Unless you can get rigged up to a saline IV

@noelle are they any regs saying that the official documents have to be entirely in english?

'cause code-switching any time any of those words would be used would technically get around that

@squirrel I'd offer to help out but I know a lot less about it than you do

@jk but just think of the feeling of achievement you got when it finally worked!

nah, it does indeed suck

@squirrel All the above!

@benhamill @Vann@glitch.social I'm a brit, you're all filthy yanks to us

MOTORISED BEDS

Motorise all beds

Do whatever you need to do all day without having to ever leave your comfy bed!

@squirrel I was thinking more ones with fur are furry, ones with scales are scaly, etc. but I'll take that

@ajroach42 here's where I got it from, slurp away to your heart's content

http://watchguy.co.uk/technical/

Want a service manual for a Rolex? I got it, Valjoux? got it, Seiko? got it

I AM THE KING OF WATCH MANUALS NOW