Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

God I'm a nerd

I came across an open directory of watch servicing manuals

So of course now I have 3.5 GB of watch servicing manuals sitting in my computer

@squirrel hi gay and furry, I'm pan and... aquatic and squishy?

What's the proper term for an octopus-type person anyway?

@HTHR@cybre.space HOLY SHIT!

GO YOU! THAT'S AWESOME

@grime_witch just make it woolier

sheep are just wooly dogs aren't they?

@jessiscah24 what about smores, hm? The devil is tempting, is he not, with his chocolate and marshmallow

make all squirrels comfy by giving them cookies and little blankets

@Vann@glitch.social put a little tiny blanket out there then

with some cookies

the squirrel can collect them later

@Vann@glitch.social the squirrel looks cold out there, you should give the squirrel a blanket

@grime_witch not at all, if you were, I wouldn't be following you

@squirrel aaaa super cute and aweome!

@ajroach42 in terms of "not going to get me sued" data, I'm happy to move data to/from the internet for people if they send me a hard drive to upload/download from

see: https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/99174115562865247

@halcy now that is pretty damn awesome

@grime_witch aaaaaaa I clicked not expecting such a spoop!

TOO SPOOPY!

@vantablack You can get away with a decent amount of messing it up with QR codes, they have super good error correction

Just get in touch and I'll send you a mailing address

Donations to go towards outbound shipping would be appreciated

I won't deal with anything illegal in the UK or would leave me to civil liability (so no copyrighted stuff please)

While the UK still has net neutrality, if anyone needs large amounts of data moved to/from the internet but can't due to US ISPs being shitty then I'll do it for you

If you need to upload stuff send me a hard drive with it on and a file saying where to upload it to, I'll send the drive back when it's done

If you need to download stuff send me a hard drive with a file saying what you need and I'll put it on the drive and send it back to you

SCP 4124:

Object Class: Safe

Containment Procedures:
To be held in standard humanoid containment cell

Description:
SCP presents as a human male in all ways apart from its anomalous ability

SCP is to be referred to as @jk

When the SCP enters an excited state it will begin throwing chickens in random directions while yelling "LOOK AT MY CLUCKERS"

It is currently unknown where the chickens come from but data suggests they emerge from a portal the SCP creates to the elemental plane of chickens

@masklayer Knowing you I'm not sure which way to parse that

If bad, no you don't, you're cool

If lewd, yep, we were all fairly aware of that already