Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel yep, can indeed

I'm up for doing something, don't know what, but something

@squirrel I'm not sure doing the delete account, get everyone to refollow thing would help with that, but if you think it's best then give me a heads up so I know where your account is

@squirrel I'd say no, it's a bit of hassle for you and if someone doesn't want to follow you any more they can easily hit the "unfollow" button

@ElfLord not cocaine, but some of the non-cocaine stuff from the coca plant

I think they're the only company in the US that has a license to import coca leaves, one of a few at most

@cypnk If you need an upgrade you can switch the keyboard in the x230 with an older style board pretty easily

@theoutrider oh god, that one with the smiley face on it

Present status: All of them are wrapped

'cause I prep shit ahead of time like that

@squirrel well, they otherwise didn't happen to see that toot then

@squirrel the other 92-odd people are probably just not looking at mastodon at this particular moment

@masklayer It's that personal touch that really shows they care

DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S DAD!

@inmysocks It may have taken me slightly longer to come to the same realisation

@squirrel hello!

@inmysocks suppose it might help getting venture capital, but nothing actually useful aside from it being a buzzword

@brokenfingers A Vulcan machine gun?!

You are a far more powerful beholder than I thought, and I thought you were pretty damn powerful to start with