Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Concerned_Catgirl 10/10 good selfie v. cute

The AlphaShark straps from BluShark are reputed to be excellent, but fuck off am I spending over thirty bucks on a strip of nylon

If anyone happens to be in the market for watch straps and is in the UK, the Zuludiver NATO straps from watchgecko.co.uk are pretty damn good

They're well made and not too expensive

This is not a sponsored post, but if they'd like to send me a care package I wouldn't say no

There is of course the ever popular V91.07

Burn due to water-skis on fire

@blackle @blackle@dev.glitch.social, rather

ICD-10 codes are fun

They're the codes the WHO uses to categorise all medical diagnoses

There's a lot of options so it covers just about any eventuality

Like W56.42XA for if @blackle punches someone (Struck by shark, initial encounter)

@Miffy@awoo.space for stronger swearing, just watch The Thick of It

Y'know that £3.1 billion aircraft carrier the UK bought despite having no planes to put on it?

It's sprung a leak

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42406138

@vantablack Yo Ryuk, got any more of these? I'm going to run out of space

@Siphonay@octodon.social ah, good ol' dreamspark

@Vann@glitch.social opposite actually, they're animals wearing humansuits

@jk "Hey kids! Me and Hugo here want to let you know that it's super cool to obey the rules of the facebook corporation, also mandatory"

@jollysea Apologies but my German is terrible so it'll have to be in English

Twitter is like shouting into a crowd of people who are all also shouting and trying to be heard. Mastodon is like sitting together in a beer garden with friends and having a nice chat.

@Jo @squirrel @noelle all the @squirrel doodles are, but especially that one