Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@chosafine@instance.business but doesn't he know it contains SOY?!?
Or something like that, I can't remember what the hell they were banging on about last
I have just come across the perfect watch for a @squirrel
@masklayer I have no idea who that is but congrats(?)
@blackle@dev.glitch.social well, I know the dress code for my wedding
(if there is one)
Romance languages: We have invented a flying machine! We must come up with a name drawing on latin and greek! We shall call it... an aeroplane!
Germanic languages: Flying stuff? Sorted.
@lycaon@dev.glitch.social @chr@cybre.space it's like America's forgotten the germanic roots of English and the tendency to just go "ah, fuck it, that'll do" when naming things
@lycaon@dev.glitch.social @chr@cybre.space it's bread, with eggs added, what the hell else are you going to call it?
@Concerned_Catgirl 10/10 good selfie v. cute
Sam the Octopus
boosted
maple classic™ 
boost this if you got a crush on me or you like chocolate pudding
The AlphaShark straps from BluShark are reputed to be excellent, but fuck off am I spending over thirty bucks on a strip of nylon
If anyone happens to be in the market for watch straps and is in the UK, the Zuludiver NATO straps from watchgecko.co.uk are pretty damn good
They're well made and not too expensive
This is not a sponsored post, but if they'd like to send me a care package I wouldn't say no
There is of course the ever popular V91.07
Burn due to water-skis on fire
@soft_chomps@glitch.social nope, didn't make it up
That's an actual legit ICD-10 code
There's also W53.29XA for if @squirrel hits anyone! (Other contact with squirrel, initial encounter)
@blackle @blackle@dev.glitch.social, rather
ICD-10 codes are fun
They're the codes the WHO uses to categorise all medical diagnoses
There's a lot of options so it covers just about any eventuality
Like W56.42XA for if @blackle punches someone (Struck by shark, initial encounter)
@Efi NOOOOOOOOO!
@Miffy@awoo.space for stronger swearing, just watch The Thick of It
Y'know that £3.1 billion aircraft carrier the UK bought despite having no planes to put on it?
It's sprung a leak
@vantablack Yo Ryuk, got any more of these? I'm going to run out of space
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
