Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@StreetTeamAC @squirrel no, it's just that most of us enjoy taking the piss out of your type

@squirrel I didn't see this, everyone is far too effective at blocking them, I didn't have any time to point and laugh before the banhammer came down

@banjofox@dev.glitch.social @squirrel first prototype was a... partial success

RPS = Rocket Propelled @squirrel

@turbodragon now this is an ICO I want to get in on

@masklayer also pointlessly tiny hobby products

Like this https://tinycircuits.com/products/tinyarcade

Look at the tiny arcade machine!

@jk @tom wait, assless chaps are just chaps

chaps with the arse bit are called trousers

@tom @jk am I right in hearing that assless chaps are in this season?

I kinda want a PVM but I have absolutely no use for one

Much less a rack of them which would look super awesome

@luluberlu that is funky as hell

@softgoat it's hunter2

I got one of those yubikey neo things for christmas

I set it up so I could use it as a hardware token for openpgp

I've now realised that I don't actually have anything I use pgp for

@squirrel aaaaaa connect the squirrel to a VT100!

@squirrel cool, USB 3 ports it is then

Maybe some of those cool 10GbE ports as well?

@squirrel didn't want to assume which I/O you had

Might have been USB2.0

@squirrel orrrrr.... are you chargeable over USB also?

assuming @squirrel has USB ports, would I be able to charge my phone with the squirrel?

@jk OI! I...

can't actually refute that to be honest

@jk wolfram says 167cm for a human male, 156cm for human female, 162cm overall average

And wolfram answers are usually close enough for government work