Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
alcohol
I should probably not drink entire bottles of wine
shock site mention
@Elizafox oh wow, GNAA, that's a blast from the past
@somarasu also if you like Felicity Kendal then watch The Good Life
It's a british TV series starring her and Richard Briers as two suburban people trying to live a self-sufficient lifestyle
It's very good
@somarasu oh yeah, that was a thing
It's possibly the most british gardening-related murder mystery show there is
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Bringing this back. https://cybre.space/media/-CD182mGEKp5v2oHj9I
Mummies in Chile are deteriorating
@cypnk I don't know, I think 7,000 years is a pretty good run
@Elizafox LIFE: the game
fucken gross
@Elizafox Oh thank god you went with "wit"
@Efi Personal Digital Assistant or Public Display of Affection
PDA
@Elizafox I'm not entirely sure what this says about my thoughts about you, but I completely expected this
How to identify a spy pretending to be British
Ask them to sing the national anthem
If they know the words, they're a spy
Seriously, none of us know the lyrics
invented writing system
@lizardsquid huh, cool mish-mash of latin and runes and some other stuff I don't recognise, nice
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net I prefer the original
: ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
worldbuilds, european-ish fantasy, breaking expectations
@lizardsquid just don't base it on latin
Far too many fictional languages are based on latin
@noelle Ah, so Who's on first then
DMX Tax Services
X gonna give it to ya
Just not to the IRS
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
