Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TheGibson DAMN YOU!

NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING!

NOBODY!

@TheGibson HEY, I'M REALLY AN OCTOPUS

HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THE TENTACLES

@TheGibson like hell you're not

I SAW YOU GETTING COFFEE AT THE STARBUCKS IN THE PENTAGON COURTYARD!

oh shit, I may have just outed myself as well

@squirrel bleb?

@vantablack I mean, I know the metalheads still wear jackets like that, but it's not like you can read the band logos

@vantablack I want punk jackets to be a more widespread thing again

Instant conversation starter

"Oh hey, you're into The Damned? Did you see them in Blackpool last year?"

@ElfLord @twitter@mastodon.technology @nolan don't do that to the poor widdle squids

@noelle ah, good ol' chinagraphs, works on just about anything shiny, laminated paper, glass, whatever

@vantablack 300 pixels per inch seems fairly standard last I checked

(which was a long time ago)

@tom for your penance you must sing no less than three Wurzels songs

@Concerned_Catgirl ah, I can never remember where everyone is

I always kinda assume everyone lives in the magic internet box

@jessiscah24 I'd put part of the blame on the wanker who did the "prank"

Swatting people is like surprise mailing someone an incredibly angry grizzly bear

Might be the bear that kills them, but the person sending it should take some of the blame for putting them into a deadly situation

@squirrel Honestly I think that's the worst pun I've ever made