Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Please be on the lookout for further signs of the apocalypse

The pharmacy actually had my meds ready when I went in to collect them today

This never happens, and is obviously a sign of the end times

@squirrel woogly!

*wiggles about tentacles*

tired: mitochondria
wired: WILLochondria

@janggolan@mastodon.cloud Luckily for Lionel Richie it doesn't say anything about dancing

@masklayer I've been looking for a good poet holder

@beadsland @chosafine@instance.business should have both, obviously

@squirrel more bun than a bread roll with its hair tied back into a small ball

@squirrel a worm you say?

@seanl well, that as well, yeah

And they don't need charging every <20 hours

@bb010g@a.weirder.earth well, you'd think so, but I wouldn't bet the farm on it

@squirrel hey, only worrying about the less exciting attacks is a good thing

One up on most of the rest of us at least

@squirrel yep, you only have to worry about the less exciting attacks!

@bb010g@a.weirder.earth spectre affects arm chips as well

@twitter@mastodon.technology @djsundog @kitredgrave it's somewhere for the moths to sit

If you took them out they'd just start wandering into the relays again

Why standard watches are better than smartwatches:

They're not affected by Meltdown/Spectre

I've just remembered why I don't change straps on my watch that often, spring bars are really annoying