Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@jessiscah24 It's from KDE which should probably explain everything

@jessiscah24 amor

Short for Amusing Waste Of Resources

It's a little thing that sits on the top of your active window

Closest thing I can think of

@noelle "Yes, you'be been along on one of my plans before haven't you?"

@chr@cybre.space this is either going to be something tiny or you've just exploded the moon

Please be on the lookout for further signs of the apocalypse

The pharmacy actually had my meds ready when I went in to collect them today

This never happens, and is obviously a sign of the end times

@squirrel woogly!

*wiggles about tentacles*

tired: mitochondria
wired: WILLochondria

@janggolan@mastodon.cloud Luckily for Lionel Richie it doesn't say anything about dancing

@masklayer I've been looking for a good poet holder

@beadsland @chosafine@instance.business should have both, obviously

@squirrel more bun than a bread roll with its hair tied back into a small ball

@squirrel a worm you say?

@seanl well, that as well, yeah

And they don't need charging every <20 hours

@bb010g@a.weirder.earth well, you'd think so, but I wouldn't bet the farm on it

@squirrel hey, only worrying about the less exciting attacks is a good thing

One up on most of the rest of us at least