Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel yep, you only have to worry about the less exciting attacks!

@bb010g@a.weirder.earth spectre affects arm chips as well

@twitter@mastodon.technology @djsundog @kitredgrave it's somewhere for the moths to sit

If you took them out they'd just start wandering into the relays again

Why standard watches are better than smartwatches:

They're not affected by Meltdown/Spectre

I've just remembered why I don't change straps on my watch that often, spring bars are really annoying

@squirrel that's... not good

@squirrel @kellerfuchs he's very... square

@Vann@glitch.social I use mine to tell the time and to look cool

Mostly the latter

Also because my wrist doesn't feel right without one on

@brokenfingers @Vann@glitch.social https://www.leatherman.com/tread-tempo-512.html?

Like that?

Here's an idea. Maybe don't run everything in a browser

Maybe use browsers for browsing the web and use native applications for email, chat, word processing, spreadsheets, etc.

Maybe things would be a lot better when everything doesn't have to be crammed into a web UI

Novel idea, I know, but it might just work

Oh for fuck's sake

New ThinkPad, the X280

No Ethernet port, no PowerBridge, no replaceable battery, no 2.5" HDD bay, no full size SD card reader, and soldered RAM

CAN'T ONE THING, JUST ONE FUCKING THING, REMAIN GOOD THIS DECADE?

They try to use forked sticks to find water or something?

@squirrel blub splash fwump

@turbodragon also... uh... China is apparently ahead of you http://mashable.com/2016/05/12/china-bottled-air-demand/#ubt4rSTHRGqQ

@turbodragon Perri-air

The favourite of President Scroob

Still getting them 256 high quality bytes per month from @SuricrasiaOnline