Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cooler_ranch ...how do you change 50% of the ingredients of an old fashioned?

It's literally just sugar, bitters, and bourbon

@chr@cybre.space you rang?

England: You name it, we'll chuck it in a jar of vinegar and eat it a couple of months later

@noelle @squirrel @Vann@glitch.social oh thank god, I thought it was actual cheese

@squirrel @noelle @Vann@glitch.social well, I'm a brit, I can't really judge you for eating anything that's pickled

@squirrel @noelle @Vann@glitch.social no! bad squirrel!

Maybe I can let you do it to the french cheeses but not the cheddar!

@noelle @Vann@glitch.social @squirrel *walks over to the fridge* *cuddles the cheddar* it's okay friend, I won't let the strange squirrel cover you in candy

@squirrel @Vann@glitch.social @noelle it's sacrilege! it's an abomination!

@squirrel @Vann@glitch.social @noelle but... it's... candy! filled with... cheese!?!?!

@squirrel @Vann@glitch.social @noelle ...I'm not entirely sure we can be friends any more

@gcupc@glitch.social @halcy would make a statement yeah

I'm not sure how well lynx would work with the more interfacey bits, timelines moving and such

@gcupc@glitch.social wasn't @halcy working on a terminal client thing?

Think that might be easier to do than a lynx-compatible frontend

@Vann@glitch.social v. bouncy

@impiaaa@dev.glitch.social impiaaaAAAAAAAAA

sort of quiet but then rising into a yell

can't remember
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troubleMoney/Sam the Octopus

@jessiscah24 It's from KDE which should probably explain everything

@jessiscah24 amor

Short for Amusing Waste Of Resources

It's a little thing that sits on the top of your active window

Closest thing I can think of

@noelle "Yes, you'be been along on one of my plans before haven't you?"