Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel standard around these parts is bar work/shitty supermarket shifts

@squirrel please don't

If there's anything any of us can do to help you not feel like that then just say

@squirrel I'm pretty sure you exist

Damn, I've run out of my fancy nice deodorant

Unfortunately it's $expensive a stick so it might be a while until I get more in

Bloody "whatever's on offer in the supermarket" until then

Hang on a sec, with that Trump tweet where he said he had a "bigger nuclear button than DPRK" I've had a sudden realisation

Nukes aren't fired like that. To order the nukes to be fired it's effectively just the President making a phone call. There's no big red button involved

So either Trump is speaking metaphorically (unlikely), or his aides have just gone to Staples, bought an "EASY" button and told him it fires the nukes

I feel slightly safer now

@squirrel *offers hugs* that's an awful one

@squirrel yo squirrel, we heard you like mechs, so we put your mech in a mech and god this is an old reference

@HTHR@cybre.space well I'm sold

@HTHR@cybre.space I'd put the kill the sun and goth jock ones in the good list personally

@squirrel Masto Island (which I'm buying as soon as I either win the lottery or some idiot gives me millions of dollars) will have the finest amusement park in the world for stuff exactly like this

@squirrel I'd be a little worried letting Giertz anywhere near a Maple

It'd be entertaining, but it'd take forever to put you together again

@squirrel Or it goes to a BBS hosted on a Commodore PET or something

pet.maple.pet should go to a page with a big "PET" button

When pressed it should activate a big robotic hand that gently pets the @squirrel

@squirrel cheers maple, I really should put a tentacle guard on the side of that thing