Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel blub blub splut

fell out me tank again

@inmysocks I can't remember if Sue was on fire, but I wouldn't be surprised

@inmysocks Dresden?

@squirrel @BatElite I think the youtube videos are about as close as I want to get to vrchat

@Concerned_Catgirl You'll probably enjoy this one, FV721 Fox, it's an adorably tiny little fighting vehicle

It's 2 months, 24 days until Easter

But it's after Christmas, so of course all the supermarkets are filled with hot cross buns

For clarity those are the spiced, sweet, bread type of buns what are eaten around Easter and not hordes of warm, slightly annoyed @squirrel s

Bloody hell H&M

I'm sure this wasn't intentional but you should have bloody noticed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/42603960/hm-apologises-over-racist-image-of-black-boy-in-hoodie

What?
lurghi is evolving!

Congratulations! Your lurghi evolved into actually a bit ill!

bleh

@squirrel nice plan, I'll get to work on the transport

@squirrel I hadn't thought about that before but now you mention it, yeah, there's a definite resemblance

So what are you going to decide to send to the moon?

@squirrel that looks like a big ol' pile of cuddly

@Gargron I can sympathise with that

@jessiscah24 to hoist is to raise something up

to be "hoist by one's own petard" is to be harmed by one's plan to harm someone else

A petard was a small explosive device designed to blow up gates and walls, in modern parlance, a breaching charge

So to be hoist by one's own petard is to be raised (blown up) by your own bomb

The phrase was used by Shakespeare in Hamlet

In terms of memes, fucked if I know

@jquinby@mastodon.social focusing things into your eyes helps you focus!

That's just science