Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
lewd, satan
@CobaltVelvet@octodon.social "What do you mean the conference centre doesn't allow open flames? How are we meant to have candles if we're not allowed open flames?"
"Well, you're not allowed them sir"
"Damn it, SANDRA! You were meant to ask the venue if we could have open flames before you booked the place!"
lewd, satan
@CobaltVelvet@octodon.social probably would be
"Hey Phil, you bring the goat?"
"What?"
"The goat, you were meant to bring a goat"
"I thought you were bringing the goat"
"No, you were meant to bring the goat"
"I don't remember agreeing to bring a goat"
"Mate, I sent you a text to make sure you remembered to get a goat, you agreed to it at the meeting last month"
"Well I don't have a goat!"
"Fuck. Okay. Where the fuck are we going to get a goat from at 11PM on a Saturday?"
@djsundog @fruchtblase I'm not entirely sure you can class a DJ blasting the Peppa Pig theme when a badge walks in as "covert" but it is certainly good
Sam the Octopus
boosted
I really need to pick up a set of proper sharpening stones
My knives are dull as heck at the moment and while the Lansky Blade Medic I have works to a degree the results aren't as good as I like
Sam the Octopus
boosted
everyone deserves scritches https://cybre.space/media/VEhH93k0enEHmlQKlv4
@squirrel with the glitches you sound like a smol cute and cuddly Max Headroom!
Sam the Octopus
boosted
maple classic™ 
@007@mastodon.cloud do you mean gargamel?
@squirrel well, you're a robot with a new voice, singing Daisy Bell seems appropriate
@noelle well, there's also the problem of not really having much atmosphere
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Suricrasia Online is a Toronto-based ISP staffed entirely by anthropomorphic sharks in maid outfits. Since our establishment in the mid-90s, we have made a name for ourselves in the internet marketplace by combining the allure of the sea with the adorable regalia of a maid cafe!
@squirrel SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
@kibi well chummer, ats just ow dialecks form
buncha people oo all talk t'each ovver find common lexicon an talk like at amung emselves
@tcql@octodon.social modelling trains:
"Paint me like one of your French locomotives"
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
