Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@Elizafox a whiskey sour is about as far as I'll go with adding egg to cocktails
@Elizafox you fucking what?
@squirrel nor do I but it sounds like it would be fun
The ampersand (&) was originally a ligature of et (as in "and" in latin) but is now commonly considered a logogram
But it's still used as a ligature in "&c" pronounced "et cetera"
@squirrel don't to that! I'm sure there are plenty of fun Portuguese diacritics you could bring to the party!
@Elizafox I'm leaning more germanic þan anglo
@chr@cybre.space you mean mißed one right?
@squirrel we'll have to find a patch for UTF-8 support for you
I can't help but þink þat þis will get to a level þat's just taking þe piß
Are we mucking around with English orþography again?
I þink we are
@Elizafox Depends on if it's a pain in þe arse to type þough
Luckily my keyboard map makes it easy, but it depends on þe oþer ones
lewd, satan
@CobaltVelvet "What do you mean the conference centre doesn't allow open flames? How are we meant to have candles if we're not allowed open flames?"
"Well, you're not allowed them sir"
"Damn it, SANDRA! You were meant to ask the venue if we could have open flames before you booked the place!"
lewd, satan
@CobaltVelvet probably would be
"Hey Phil, you bring the goat?"
"What?"
"The goat, you were meant to bring a goat"
"I thought you were bringing the goat"
"No, you were meant to bring the goat"
"I don't remember agreeing to bring a goat"
"Mate, I sent you a text to make sure you remembered to get a goat, you agreed to it at the meeting last month"
"Well I don't have a goat!"
"Fuck. Okay. Where the fuck are we going to get a goat from at 11PM on a Saturday?"
@djsundog @fruchtblase I'm not entirely sure you can class a DJ blasting the Peppa Pig theme when a badge walks in as "covert" but it is certainly good
Sam the Octopus
boosted
I really need to pick up a set of proper sharpening stones
My knives are dull as heck at the moment and while the Lansky Blade Medic I have works to a degree the results aren't as good as I like
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
