Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Piaget have done it again, new record for the world's thinnest mechanical watch

2mm thick

Yep, 2mm

I have watch straps thicker than that entire watch

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/piaget-altiplano-ultimate-concept-introducing

...I've just automatically said thanks to a bot when it did something for me

I think I might need to calibrate my "is sentient and therefore saying "thanks" actually means anything to it" levels

Although maybe in the inevitable AI takeover they'll remember I was nice to their grandparents

I'm in a voice chat with a robot squirrel bunny on the internet

This is a strange future we've found ourselves in

Good, but strange

@Elizafox Hey, you can drink anything once

@Elizafox a whiskey sour is about as far as I'll go with adding egg to cocktails

@Elizafox you fucking what?

@squirrel nor do I but it sounds like it would be fun

The ampersand (&) was originally a ligature of et (as in "and" in latin) but is now commonly considered a logogram

But it's still used as a ligature in "&c" pronounced "et cetera"

@squirrel don't to that! I'm sure there are plenty of fun Portuguese diacritics you could bring to the party!

@Elizafox I'm leaning more germanic þan anglo

@chr@cybre.space you mean mißed one right?

@squirrel we'll have to find a patch for UTF-8 support for you

I can't help but þink þat þis will get to a level þat's just taking þe piß

Are we mucking around with English orþography again?

I þink we are

@Elizafox Depends on if it's a pain in þe arse to type þough

Luckily my keyboard map makes it easy, but it depends on þe oþer ones

@squirrel beep boop

@djsundog @fruchtblase I'm not entirely sure you can class a DJ blasting the Peppa Pig theme when a badge walks in as "covert" but it is certainly good