Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox I'm not the best data-point on that but I think it's pretty normal

@Elizafox To be fair calling it the Eris-Free network was tempting fate from the beginning

@Elizafox I'm sure a medal could be fashioned for the occasion

@squirrel @djsundog my mental image of that is you shoving your head into a hole a bit too hard and ending up upside down with your head in the hole and your limbs waving around because they can't reach the ground

I'd help you out the hole obviously, but it might take a little while until I could stop giggling at how cute that looks

@Elizafox did they receive the medal they so richly deserve?

@kibi only if you're not using obsolete LAN protocols

Yes, a Tolkien Ring Network

@LaserScheme something with levers I think, when you push a button down it pushes up all the other buttons

@squirrel he really is a lovely man

@typhlosion chomps came across some twitter blocklist thing that said they'd add anyone with "counterfeit pronouns" in their bio to the blocklist

https://glitch.social/@soft_chomps/99355885622632308

@squirrel sunflower seeds are exceedingly good to nom on

Mastodon 2018: Say something stupid and we will meme the shit out of it

@cathal @vantablack Mine has a 9600 baud modem!

They'll roll out 4G eventually... I hope...

You walk into a pub, the sketchy bloke in the corner pipes up "ere mate, you need any pronouns?"

DON'T FALL FOR IT, THOSE ARE COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS!

A person comes up to you in a dark alley and opens their trenchcoat to reveal their wares

"Hey buddy, you want any COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS?"