Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel that looks really good

@squirrel maybe a touch fast, but certainly not too much

These are the silliest bag/cable ties I've ever seen

@alice@elekk.xyz tasker is the one I use, there's also llama

@squirrel yay!

@bea remember to take the tiny jams with you

@Gargron just keep a copy of all the questions you've answered before and copy/paste when required

@squirrel I'd say robots are eligible to be non-human persons but are only non-human persons if they want to be

@Elizafox Guy managed to drive a casino into bankruptcy

That shit should be impossible

@squirrel @lizardsquid not going to do that at all, if you don't want to go then don't go, don't feel obligated to go

@squirrel @lizardsquid I've always found it's better to regret the things you did do rather than the things you didn't but that might just be me

@squirrel ooh, that'd look really neat

@aji not unethical, but everyone will think you're a prick

See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

@er1n well, it'd have to have a masto instance on it

they should make a film about Mad Jack Churchill

@rey living dangerously I see

@noelle Oh hell yes, IBM BASIC

I taught myself how to (kinda) code with that one

@squirrel I did!

And a very good robot you are too