Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@synthgal I've found it much nicer around here than other social networky things

Be sure to check out the local and federated timelines if you want to find people to follow, and if you want to introduce yourself to everyone lots of people check the #introductions hashtag thing for new people

@synthgal so you are, welcome!

@squirrel that's a good thing!

almost sounds like the backing for a nerdcore track

@squirrel that looks really good

@squirrel maybe a touch fast, but certainly not too much

These are the silliest bag/cable ties I've ever seen

@alice@elekk.xyz tasker is the one I use, there's also llama

@squirrel yay!

@bea remember to take the tiny jams with you

@Gargron just keep a copy of all the questions you've answered before and copy/paste when required

@squirrel I'd say robots are eligible to be non-human persons but are only non-human persons if they want to be

@Elizafox Guy managed to drive a casino into bankruptcy

That shit should be impossible

@squirrel @lizardsquid not going to do that at all, if you don't want to go then don't go, don't feel obligated to go

@squirrel @lizardsquid I've always found it's better to regret the things you did do rather than the things you didn't but that might just be me

@squirrel ooh, that'd look really neat

@aji not unethical, but everyone will think you're a prick

See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

@er1n well, it'd have to have a masto instance on it

they should make a film about Mad Jack Churchill

@rey living dangerously I see