Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@synthgal that would probably be the case, yeah

@synthgal ah, right

Far as I know there isn't any way to do it like facebook but various people are working on loads of different interfaces so there might be one that does it that way at some point

For the most part everyone just keeps the notifications column there

@kibi sounds cool, I'd certainly give it a read

@synthgal honestly haven't used facebook for years so I'm not entirely sure what those look like these days

As is you'll find all your notifications in the third panel, or if you'd prefer mastodon to look like twitter then there's https://halcyon.social which is a different front end, you just log in with your username from here and it's mastodon but looks like twitter

@synthgal no problem! If you've got any questions then feel free to direct them my way, I'll either know the answer or know someone who will

@synthgal I've found it much nicer around here than other social networky things

Be sure to check out the local and federated timelines if you want to find people to follow, and if you want to introduce yourself to everyone lots of people check the #introductions hashtag thing for new people

@synthgal so you are, welcome!

@squirrel that's a good thing!

almost sounds like the backing for a nerdcore track

@squirrel that looks really good

@squirrel maybe a touch fast, but certainly not too much

These are the silliest bag/cable ties I've ever seen

@alice@elekk.xyz tasker is the one I use, there's also llama

@squirrel yay!

@bea remember to take the tiny jams with you

@Gargron just keep a copy of all the questions you've answered before and copy/paste when required

@squirrel I'd say robots are eligible to be non-human persons but are only non-human persons if they want to be

@Elizafox Guy managed to drive a casino into bankruptcy

That shit should be impossible

@squirrel @lizardsquid not going to do that at all, if you don't want to go then don't go, don't feel obligated to go

@squirrel @lizardsquid I've always found it's better to regret the things you did do rather than the things you didn't but that might just be me