Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
It's incredibly ironic that the "muh freeze peach" types get their knickers in such a massive twist every time someone tells them to fuck off and/or shut the fuck up
Rats
@synthgal Hi Boota!
@squirrel big pointy teefs!
@turbodragon oh god
please don't let him see this idea
the world doesn't want or need an adam sandler cryptocurrency movie
@squirrel you know you're tempting fate with calling it "stable" right?
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
computer fairies has the best of both worlds having doodles but the stability of mainline mastodon pls join
@squirrel doodles are good
maple doodles are even better
Okay, why the hell are .moe domains a thing?
They seem to be used only by arseholes and I can't find any reason for them to be a thing
@squirrel *pets and adds octopus noises*
@squirrel blubby friend likes beepy friend
@squirrel morple (morning maple)
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net fair point
And those are very lucky people
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net you could probably have shortened that CW to just "ESR", the rest is implied
Sam the Octopus
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Have you tried plain text?
It’s an awesome new format that’s fast and future proof with excellent backward compatibly
@Elizafox a while?
If you really believed in yourself you could eat all of those in one sitting
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
