Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Jo 10 SECONDS FASTER!

https://computerfairi.es/media/xLOFxK408pXUl4cf8vE

@Elizafox The Linux kernel but it's developed by Techmoan instead

Comes on vinyl or strange tapes

@squirrel huh, that's the opposite of what I'd expect

Still, *plugs laptop into the maple and sets "headache" to "off"*

@squirrel *brings out the paracetamol and tea and turns the light down a bit*

@soft_chomps@glitch.social it totally is

*rolls for bluff*

Super high bluff skill of course so nobody suspects a thing

Chaotic-chaotic octopus rogue

Corgi racing is absolutely as adorable as you'd think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU393KmUBDE

@Elizafox Bono was on stage in Glasgow and started clapping, he said "Every time I clap my hands a child dies in Africa"

Bloke from the audience yells "Stop fucking clapping then you bastard!"

@BatElite yes, yes you may

🤔 A little tiny dragon who's decided to claim your small change jar as their hoard

They can't move it so they just live with you now

@HTHR@cybre.space FUCK YEAH!

WELL DONE!

Because apparently we have to explain this to people again

The right to free speech is the right to say what you want without repercussions from the government

The right to free speech does not require anyone to give you a platform to spout your shit

The right to free speech does not require anyone to listen to your shit

The right to free speech only applies to repercussions from the government, not other people, groups, or organisations

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social I mean... technically that's every shop so long as you don't get caught

@Siphonay@octodon.social I think it's the other way around, the freeze peach mob is inexplicably really into anime

@alice@elekk.xyz I rocked a Nokia E90 for quite some time, big-ass candybar phone on the outside, but folds open to reveal a screen and a full qwerty keyboard

Bring back cybre-looking phones that fold and flip and have weird shapes and physical keyboards