Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel besides, I have 8 arms, gotta find something to put on them

@squirrel oh you haven't seen how I get while the Baselworld exhibition is on yet

hhhhhnngg

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/the-a-lange-and-sohne-triple-split

@mawr aaaaaa I didn't think the concept of blanket dragons could be more adorable but you made them more adorable!

Thanks to @mawr I now really want to know a blanket dragon I can snuggle with

@tcql@octodon.social @HTHR@cybre.space Well, the general palette is exceptionally similar to solarized dark

@squirrel I did! And you're the bestest best robosquirbun girl there is!

*pats*

Consider: A bunch of maplebots with a little boombox having a dance party

@Jo 10 SECONDS FASTER!

https://computerfairi.es/media/xLOFxK408pXUl4cf8vE

@Elizafox The Linux kernel but it's developed by Techmoan instead

Comes on vinyl or strange tapes

@squirrel huh, that's the opposite of what I'd expect

Still, *plugs laptop into the maple and sets "headache" to "off"*

@squirrel *brings out the paracetamol and tea and turns the light down a bit*

@soft_chomps@glitch.social it totally is

*rolls for bluff*

Super high bluff skill of course so nobody suspects a thing

Chaotic-chaotic octopus rogue

Corgi racing is absolutely as adorable as you'd think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU393KmUBDE

@Elizafox Bono was on stage in Glasgow and started clapping, he said "Every time I clap my hands a child dies in Africa"

Bloke from the audience yells "Stop fucking clapping then you bastard!"

@BatElite yes, yes you may

🤔 A little tiny dragon who's decided to claim your small change jar as their hoard

They can't move it so they just live with you now