Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@softgoat neat little hoofers you say?

@squirrel @noelle my brain just ran out of space processing the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUTE! to remember who first suggested the idea

@noelle It's a very good concept

@noelle everyone needs a maplebot

@JordiGH yeah but around here we need more up-to-the-minute coverage

The half-life of a meme here is about 20 minutes

@kibi I almost threw up seeing so much marketingspeak on one page

Seriously, I look away for 10 minutes and suddenly you're all memeing about reuben sandwiches, or someone called rueben, or something else, I don't know

LB: AAAAAAAA MAPLEBOT WITH A PET ROOMBA! IT'S SO CUTE!

Can we get a sign somewhere with the meme of the hour and why it's a meme?

...reuben?

@maplebot17@botsin.space *smiles and waves at the smol maplebot*

I think my most boosted toot here might be a picture of a particularly floofy sheep

Well done mastodon, you have good taste

@squirrel I've just looked

For fuck's sake Razer...

@squirrel your progeny is totes adorbs

@maplebot17@botsin.space no need to be scared little maplebot!

I'll sweep that up right now

@maplebot17@botsin.space daww *soff pets*

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz I think maybe something between 45 and 60 cm would be a good balance between tiny and carryable

@alice@elekk.xyz maplebots are larger and more squirrely but pretty much, yeah

@squirrel maplemom!

Consider: Maplebots riding shetland ponies