Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maplebot17@botsin.space *gives all the pets*

@squirrel aaaaaaa like a tiny high 5 every time you press a key!

@bea sharks

If you get your internet from @SuricrasiaOnline then it's included in the package

@squirrel occasionally you'd get asked questions by historians who can't find stuff in the archive but you'd know it since you were there!

@squirrel *tickles the maple*

@squirrel "Dude, you're getting assigned to the ESS Bodgit & Leggit?"

"Yeah, what's special about that one?"

"You get to hang with Maple on that ship, according to my Dad she's the best robot in the fleet!"

@balrogboogie alternatively if we absolutely must have some history behind it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNEawM6vZf4

I don't like the UK national anthem

For a start, it's redundant

The Queen lives in a big house with big walls and big fences surrounded by the household cavalry and whichever guards regiment is on the rota

That's one saved queen right there

We don't need to ask god to help, we've got that shit sorted

Secondly, it's too slow

It goes duuuuh duuuuh duuuuh duuuuh duh duh

It's like a bloody funeral dirge

We should have something faster and more fun

@Concerned_Catgirl ...wut?

@squirrel these new pokemon are confusing

@squirrel HI I'M A ROBOT, I'M...dad? mom?... DADMOM

@squirrel yeah, it's all being filmed on a soundstage on mars

@vantablack I'm not quite sure what that is but I think it's good

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space @archangelic@cybre.space honestly so did I when I first heard of it

@archangelic@cybre.space ...lol

@turbodragon that's one of the problems with it, yes

@witchfynder_finder I can only assume the admin forgot it was still running

With stupid ideas like "pay to follow me on some social media" going around I remembered this is still online https://capitalism.party/about

@Fenreliania why not combine the two so you get industrial action in space?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylab_mutiny