Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@alice@elekk.xyz If you're throwing stuff into space I'm sure there's a load of more useful stuff you can throw up there than a car
@Jo I'm halfway expecting his house
"Bored with this house now, sending it to space"
If Elon Musk sent his car into space to "test" the Falcon Heavy, what the fuck is he going to fling into the void with the BFR?
@shel hey, us sea creatures don't want them either, fling them into the sun or something
@Efi @chr@cybre.space Yes, this is particularly relevant
LB: remember to warm your squirrels
Sam the Octopus
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Someone made sure the squirrel at Korea University isn't freezing! Cold temperatures in Seoul ❄
@chr@cybre.space FUCK YEAH! UNDERWATER THINGS!
@kibi it's so good the goodness has filtered back from the future!
Sam the Octopus
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Who called it mental health care and not braintenance
tech bias
@kibi wait... using a computer for... not... trashposts?
What do these strange people do with them?
@kibi explaining masto memes from the previous week would be a zine in itself
lewd
@squirrel pew pew?
elelun msuk
In the distant future, a colony (the third, in fact) named after an old Arab city, becomes known for its lumber production. It is called
@impiaaa@dev.glitch.social They have the nicest seafood there too, it's Dubai 4, darling
@vantablack I'm not sure if it'll be inadmissible but it'll certainly require a concrete chain of evidence
@Elizafox HEY! It's not stealing! It's covertly borrowing for an undetermined amount of time!
@alice@elekk.xyz don't forget building custom ones!
@alice@elekk.xyz I'm pretty sure even the people who actually carry a rifle every day don't bother keeping the cleaning kit with them all day
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
