Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @Jo All the people who work with software and timezones: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE YEAR IS SHORTER NOW

@squirrel hey, I spend so much time here I might as well pay a fair share

@squirrel oh ah, was meaning to set that up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o

There are no words

@ajroach42 @bea Have you considered: two trucks?

Them having sex is optional

@Violet *hugs*

To save time and keystrokes you could probably just type Tilda Swinton's name as ~ Swinton

@Elizafox I'm the fruit stuff in the box above

@jannamark@octodon.social I've got a Wileyfox somethingorother, I've been pretty happy with it

Huh, mpv might be getting an official GUI

https://github.com/mpv-player/mpv/issues/5500

Cool, doesn't really need one in my opinion, but cool

@vantablack honestly might be less tedious to just weave a patch from two different colours of gutted paracord

Yeah, fine, GPG is actually an implementation of PGP and it shouldn't really be used interchangeably

But it's also the only implementation of PGP that any fucker actually uses so screw it

@squirrel tooooooot

DRINK CIDER FROM A LEMONlemonlemonlemon

@cybermeow timeless: fuck off nazis

@squirrel no maple, punching the slot machine won't give you all the money