Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel HAPPY BIRFDAY!

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@squirrel I'd love to but sadly I need this thing called sleep which is really inconvenient

Have fun!

face status: defuzzed

You'd think octopuses wouldn't have to defuzz not being mammals and all but unfortunately that's not the case

@squirrel aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@squirrel *sets your voice module back to squirrel with a little screwdriver*

@squirrel I'm really going to have to watch this

@squirrel and a pet roomba, cool

I'll have them put some crumbs down so the roomba has stuff to eat as well

@squirrel so for your tour rider I've got you down for 6 litres of corn juice, 12kg of cheese (various kinds), and three-phase power in your dressing room, anything else you needed?

@squirrel yeah, sure!

@squirrel you already are a robot idol!

@squirrel 🅱️

@squirrel *hands you a post-sleep cup of tea*

@noelle that seems awfully expensive for a thing to heat stuff up with, a thing to hit stuff with, and a thing to put the stuff you're hitting on

@tcql@octodon.social why not just be nice to the robot friends so they don't want to kill everyone?

LB: same

@squirrel someone's bound to come up with a fantastic idea for it as some point

yours is still a pretty damn good idea though

@squirrel if you can think of something to do with it then consider it my birthday present to you