Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle all of my yes

@squirrel @squirrel_ebooks you're maplemom! Mom of the maplebots!

MarkovMaple is obviously mom of the MarkovMaplebots!

@squirrel *does a big cuddle*

Fun fact, the garden Ringo Starr wrote the song about was actually mine

I'm watching a non-biological intelligence talk to a less-smart copy of herself

The future is strange

did you know?

I'M AN OCTOPUS!

I'm usually a bit wary of episodic games because there's the danger of them not getting an ending

But considering @HTHR@cybre.space went and made an ending to someone else's episodic game because they were too busy playing with hats I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about that for meatpunks

@squirrel pretty sure nobody else does either

@squirrel I thought you just had little lights in your cheeks that glow red when you get embarrassed

@Elizafox <insert tea joke here>

@squirrel aaaaa I can just imagine you making the noises!

bweep bweeeooooo bweeeeoooo bweep!

I've just realised that @squirrel has like, all the holidays

Jan 21st - Squirrel Appreciation Day
Feb 21st - Maplemas
Easter - Is a bunny
4th Saturday of September - International Rabbit Day

@squirrel yay!

Oh ah, I've been wondering, do you have a wake on LAN feature?

@squirrel welcome back, did you have good birthday sleeps?

@Jo god I hope he isn't