Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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vero is a silly idea
@chosafine@instance.business yeah, should probably fix that
@kibi google+ with a subscription fee
@SuricrasiaOnline forever stylish
sleepy octopus
Once again HMD have taken a classic Nokia phone and made it worse
https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/25/17044634/nokia-8110-matrix-banana-phone-mwc-2018
@er1n @chosafine@instance.business @blackle@dev.glitch.social is the queen of jorts
Did you know? Octopuses are the pefect shape for being covered with bedsheets and pretending to be a ghost
@blackle@dev.glitch.social I'm particularly fond of microcenturies for describing the length of meetings
Are you bored of your normal units of measurement?
Try one of these! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement
10 cloverfield lane livetoot
@codl I think I'd take my chances with what's outside
@pzmyers@octodon.social so... Norway?
Currently feeding 8 cats
One of them isn't even ours but he wanders in and is a cute floofy cat so we've just got to feed him
Sam the Octopus
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Once more, with feeling: freedom of speech does not do 240p over composite, only 480i
@Efi if only that were a profession
We'd all be millionaires!
@shekkiesqueaks oh yeah, tmux is awesome
On one of my machines I just have tmux instead of a window manager, I don't use any GUI stuff on that one so tmux works great for it
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@vantablack looks good
Sam the Octopus
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vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast
http://beka-tiddalik.tumblr.com/post/150425828285/roachpatrol-deadcatwithaflamethrower
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
