Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@shekkiesqueaks you'd have to include Cole's Law
Sam the Octopus
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time for my doodles aaaaaa
Sam the Octopus
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would you like chunch with that
@squirrel_ebooks why yes, yes I would
Sam the Octopus
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Suggestion: when you're building a user database, assign each user a 16-digit hexadecimal number as a unique identifier, disallow that internal identifier from changing, and let everything else change.
Want to change your username? Great. Want to change your email? Fine. The unique hex ID is all that matters.
16 hex digits is enough collision space to give every person on earth about 2.5 /million/ accounts on your system, but short enough that you can write it down on a post-it note.
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food
Seriously, for thirteen quid I expect a pizza the size of my torso at least
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net at least supernatural doesn't have the will-they-won't-they romance thing, that's one change at least!
(unless you go to certain parts of tumblr)
food
I have no idea why people get domino's pizza here
Had a flyer through the door, turns out they're charging £12.99 for a small pizza
For context, that's €14.73 or $18.14
For a goddamn small pizza
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maple classic™ 
mastodon, aka fantastic beasts and where to find them
alcohol
@noelle ...drunk darts?
Are you implying that a game of sober darts has ever happened?
@squirrel awwwww *gets some milk and cookies ready for when you wake up*
@squirrel okay *hands you a little blanket and compiles some stuff to make it cozier*
@squirrel *opens up the case* you can come out if you want
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why can't I cuddle friends over the internet yet
@Gargron @Vann@glitch.social "MASTODON: we got shoebills"
@noelle got out the house, so partial success there
@squirrel *soff octopus hugs*
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Hey, since people are starting to draw Moomins again.
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz eventually the entire world with be maples
And it will be lovely and cute and cuddly!
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
