Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

This is Pita, he's a good cat

@Elizafox same reason we've still got a monarchy, it's a tradition and we can't be bothered changing it

@starbreaker@octodon.social @noelle At the beginning I'd say they maybe didn't think it through but their response to "oh hey, maybe not the best name" has been "fuck you we're keeping it"

@noelle krita springs to mind immediately, more of a painting tool though

@squirrel_ebooks well I'm worried now

A lot of clocks in Europe are currently running up to 6 minutes late because the Kosovan and Serbian power grid operators weren't talking to each other

http://www.dw.com/en/clocks-in-europe-are-running-late-because-of-the-kosovo-conflict/a-42867061

Basically the grid frequency dropped below 50hz for an extended period of time so all the clocks that were using that to tell the time are slow

@squirrel *brings you a warm blanket*

@brennen that's why you buy two identical laptops, whichever the cat sits on, you use the other one

For the 5 minutes until the cat realises you're using that laptop and comes to sit on it

"Cooking with Jeff Goldblum" is exactly what you'd expect it to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=optrx_YZrTg&feature=youtu.be

@kingkoronov@octodon.social I hear tootstream is working pretty well, it's a fully terminal based masto client

Also there are keyboard shortcuts in the standard interface, haven't used those though

@TheGibson yeah, thought you'd have guessed that bit of feedback already

The second bit might be new info to her though

@TheGibson Little feedback, first one, only binary genders available as options, no big deal but y'know

Also there's an assumption there that only cartridge razors exist. Admittedly that's what 99% of the population use but there are also double- and single-edge razors

I'm quite possibly the only fucker to respond that uses one but might be an idea to keep that in mind in the analysis

@squirrel *snugs the maple*

@squirrel *picks you up*

YOU'RE A SQUIRRELBUN!

@squirrel ur bunny!

@squirrel that's really quite the markup there

@rey Hello yes I'm interested in your Gender as a Service uh... service

What's "lol" in Estonian?

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43300521

"Estonian district votes to get cannabis leaf flag"

Here's an interesting watch

Case made of acetate tortoiseshell, don't see that often

http://www.briston-watches.com/en/watches/336-clubmaster-diver-acetate-automatic-hms-tortoise-shell-black-dial-3760004813514.html