Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sophieactual paging @shekkiesqueaks (I think)

Every once in a while I get reminded of this, so I'm going to remind the rest of you of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

In Windows:

User: *goes to do something*
Windows: You sure you want to do that? Are you? Are you? Are you?
User: Yes goddamnit shut up

In Linux

User: *goes to do something*
Linux: alright
User: Shit, didn't mean to do that, that broke everything
Linux: Shouldn't have asked me to do that then you prick

@alyx in linux:

user: delete this

linux: don't have the right permissions there bucko

user: sudo delete this

linux: okay

user: wait, I didn't mean to delete that bring it back please?

linux: that sounds like your problem, dickhead

@vantablack don't forget, this is someone being paid minimum wage to look at documents here, just so long as it looks vaguely right they'll probably accept it

It's not like blagging your way into somewhere that actually matters

@vantablack no reason why it shouldn't

actually, cover it up with a bit of paper when you scan it, if you blur it in an image editor it might make them think some more of it was edited that way

@vantablack they say you can blur out any information you don't need to see, so just put a nice-ish looking letterhead on there and lorem ipsum for the rest then blur it out

@squirrel YOU MONSTER!

@noelle @a_breakin_glass what if they all had lovely flowing shirts?

a frockrockspockdeadlockstockcrocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@a_breakin_glass @noelle I'm not sure we can take this joke much further

We've reached a deadlockstockcrocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@noelle @a_breakin_glass especially the lizard ones

With a crocjockmockshockcockblockchain

@noelle also you'd have to be wary of people doing that as a surprise

That would be a shockcockblockchain

@noelle just don't combine it with bitcoin

Then you'd have a cockblockchain and nobody has any fun with that

@vantablack Just wait until he starts talking about daemons

@Concerned_Catgirl

SQL is pronounced "squirrel"

@squirrel huh, cool

@squirrel ah, so it's like a sql query but heavier for some reason

I have no idea what elasticsearch is or does and at this point I'm afraid to ask