Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel an AI squirrelbun in a robot squirrelbun body!

That could possibly pilot a squirrelbun mech!

Every 5 years or so they start teasing these fabrics made with shape memory alloys

"Just put a hair dryer up to it and it'll get rid of all the creases and look nicely ironed with no effort" they say

Do these miraculous clothes ever make it to market? Like fuck do they

(just did the ironing, I hate ironing)

@alice@elekk.xyz sounds like she knows how to cat

@chosafine@instance.business usually they try to limit your appetite, reduce your bodies fat absorption, or increase your metabolism I think

Although in one notable case they were tapeworm eggs

Those ones actually worked but, y'know, now you've got a tapeworm to deal with

Thanks BBC, but I'm not sure "Putin wins Russian election" is breaking news

It's a bit like putting out push notifications that the sun rose in the sky this morning

octopuses are 🅱️oneless vertebrates

@chosafine@instance.business not sure you really need any electronics for that idea, just put down some marks that blend in with all the usual markings everywhere unless you know what you're looking for

Fun fact: Octopuses are classed, under EU law, as honourary vertebrates with all the protections and responsibilities that entails

(there aren't actually any responsibilities, we just muck about all day)

The Daily Mail's youtube channel has been banned for violating the community guidelines

https://www.youtube.com/user/MailOnlineVideo

LOL

@alice@elekk.xyz thought I might as well use the keybase followy thing considering I've had it installed for ages

@fred the yubikey things can do all the same stuff and are usb plug sized but there's just something more cybre about the cards

@fred they look like chip and pin credit cards, you can use them to securely store your pgp private keys

once you've set them up you can just put them into a smartcard reader and encrypt/decrypt/sign whatever without the private keys touching the computer you're using