Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
(underwater awoo sounds)
Haven't used this emojo for a while: 
It's a @squirrel eating a hamburger, it's a very good emojo
Do a capitalism, Action Man!
@Jo I suppose on the upside people actually know who the fuck action man is in the UK
@Vann@glitch.social 
who's asking?
Me: "I can't figure out why this printer isn't showing up..."
Dave: "Oh yeah, I unplugged it"
Me: "Goddamnit Dave"
Sam the Octopus
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bun bun bun!
@codl *all the water in your body moves an inch to the left*
huh, that was indeed displaced
With all the deleteFacebook stuff happening at the moment, is there a decent facebook alternative I can point people to in the same way that masto is a good twitter alternative
@squirrel yay electronic parts!
boo shipping times!
pol, "oops"
@noelle considering that Facebook management were having a meeting with CA while it was airing I'm expecting some shit to be slung in their direction as well
Sam the Octopus
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@squirrel is he wearing a balaclava by any chance?
l337 h4xx0r there
@soft_chomps@glitch.social just needs a bit of genetic engineering to give a little lizard wings
@soft_chomps@glitch.social I want a tiny dragon pet
@TheGibson 🎶 everything's shit here in 2018 🎶
@iliana 10/10 cybre as heck
New piece of ridiculousness from MB&F & L'epee 1839
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/fifth-element-mbandf-lepee-1839-introducing
The Fifth Element, it's a desktop weather station
MB&F stuff is always fun
Sam the Octopus
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squirrel:b:uns
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
