Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel @noelle your hardware is also soft and cuddly!

@noelle @squirrel ooh, that's a far better option than what I picked

@squirrel software mad plumber

doesn't code, just pipes a bunch of stuff together to do kinda what you want

@squirrel 🎶 brushy brushy sqwerl, brushy brushy brushy sqwerl 🎶

@squirrel *gently brushes fluffy sqwerl*

@squirrel *gently pets*

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someone with better knife skills than me carve shel's post on to a potato and actually deep fry it

it's the only way to kill this meme

@squirrel I looked it up for giggles, you're actually only 500 miles further from atlanta, georgia than I am!

@squirrel did they mean atlantis? I'm sure atlantis was in the southern hemisphere

@squirrel half of what comes out of my mouth is me thinking out loud

I'll see what I can find/come up with and then I'll come back with what I've worked out

@squirrel eesh, yeah, that's not good

openbox might be suited to making it look like irix, that one's very customisable

@squirrel ah, cool

I'll see if I can think of anything irix-y

@squirrel I'm happy to help, not right now as octopus needs sleep, but setting things up is like my favourite thing to do

@squirrel nope, you're definitely right about it being impossibe

@squirrel ah yeah, pretty and nice have never really been development priorities

I've heard some good things about pop!_OS being nice to use, haven't tried it myself though

@squirrel I'm quite fond of i3 but that's because I'm one of those bizarre individuals who prefers tiling window managers

@squirrel ooh, v. shiny

@squirrel haven't had my grubby tentacles on many toshiba satellites, I'll have to keep an eye out for them