Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

LB: ebooks bots having ebooks bots!

@kibi required for the japanese market

any camera or thing with camera sold there has to make a sound when taking a picture

@squirrel @noelle yeah, that's a lot

637,000km, or to the moon and most of the way back

@squirrel *hugs*

@squirrel hi maple!

@PolyCement if you think about you're always holding 5-ish litres of your own blood

It lives with the spoooooky skeleton that's inside you

@Siphonay@octodon.social @Vann@glitch.social yep, still played in pubs up and down the UK

@ElfLord nah, for that you'll want to start a church

This is going to be one of those platform specific holidays we explain to the new people every year isn't it?

@squirrel also good morning

@squirrel that may have been from Lance Ulanoff yelling in terror that masto isn't dead

Mastodon: Shatner-free since a year ago

Ah, over a year since Lance Ulanoff proclaimed the death of mastodon

I'm sure it's coming any day now, Lance

(it's not)